Dorfis 

Pronounced "Door-fuss"
1) Someone who is incredibly annoying. Usually older and/or younger siblings, co-workers, etc.
2) An obnoxious gloat. Commonly stuck up snobs or jerks.
3) A person who is just plain stupid. Commonly referred to as a numb skull, bonehead or idiot.

The goal of a "dorfis" is to annoy you. Some may be trying to annoy you on purpose, while others may not even realize they are being a dorfis.

Plural: Dorfi (Pronounced "Door-Fy")

"Sorry, my brother is being such a dorfis today."

"This guy at work was being really annoying today. What a dorfis!"

"I encountered a dorfis on my way here."

"Did you see that group of dorfi at the party last night?"

Dorfis by A Person From Middle Earth January 1, 2014

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Doris Day parking 

rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.

When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)

Doris Day parking by John Mar. November 11, 2007

Doris Day 

Typical slang for girl-next-door, which stemmed from the bubbly blonde singer/actress who was popular in the 1950s.

No wonder goody-two shoes Doris Day has so many friends....

Doris Day by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Doris 

She is the friend who looks innocent and pure, but she is a party wild animal at heart. Her beauty attracts bare guys, but she struggles in finding the right gentleman for her. She is a natural dancer and loves to jam to hip hop/rap/kpop music when she is with her closest friends. Even though she loves to party, she enjoys spending quality time with people who means the most to her. If she is not a house party, you can find her at an aesthetic coffee shop, listening to music and drawing random doodles. Aside from her social life, she is the most genuine, caring, and giving person. She would always asks how you are, listens to you, gives you free food, and cooks the most delicious meals for you. Even with all these qualities about her, she doesn't know how precious and beautiful other people perceive her as. Sometimes, she needs a little encouragement and compliment.

Yo, have you seen Doris on Instagram? She is on fire!
You need a Doris in your life.

Doris by avocadooos November 20, 2018

Doris Day Parking Spot 

The most swetest parking space you can get, usually in front of the door, closest to entrance etc. Usually when you get this you will have a lucky shopping experience.

Reason: In the Doris Day movies, she always got the greatest parking spot everytime she went shopping. You never saw her drag her ass from the back of the parking lot.

WOW how lucky am I, I just got a Doris Day Parking spot.

Doris Day Parking Spot by Deidragirl May 15, 2010

Dorisa 

Dorisaa is everything that this world needed and without her its so sad. She is lovely,cute,sexy,beautiful, a great friend. It's very smart , funny ,honest.Dorisa's a true angel. You can make it happy with little things. Its a perfect girl that everyone want to be.

"You can't be like Dorisa"

Dorisa by pandadk September 15, 2016