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Something bad, or something that doesn't perform as espected.
My new phone is absolute dogwank. It's useless.
Dogwank by Boniitti May 19, 2018
Related Words
doowan doogan dogwank doolan doodananny Doowon Doohan dooman doosan doowap

Noreen Doogan 

Well known Irish TV character famous for her extravagant wedding plans..
Honey,i've just hired a wedding planner....Aw,don't be going all ''Noreen Doogan'' on me....
Stephanie's having a horse and carriage for her wedding....How ''Noreen Doogan'' is that...
I don't know whether to have a church or a civil ceremony...What would ''Noreen Doogan'' do..
Noreen Doogan by thefullronnie September 6, 2011

suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
suck me doogan by da trick biatch December 28, 2005
The word 'dogwank' defines to a persons' skill in a specific activity of their choice. In this case, dogwank means really, quite tragic, diabolical, you name it, anything bad.
when someone plays football and messes up almost every time attempting a skill move e.g a roulette, " Mate, His skills are absolute dogwank!!"
dogwank by jacobdmay July 7, 2017

Doomwank 

Who is that man screaming at the sky? That's Doomwank.
Doomwank by Wodderwick January 2, 2023

Pulling a Doohan 

V. (Dü-hän)

To have sex with a friend or acquaintance's mother; Usually as part of a single, ill-advised, drunken episode. Sometimes resulting in unplanned pregnancy.

Origin: rumors that James Doohan (actor of Star Trek fame) commonly had sexual intercourse with the mothers of his Star Trek castmates (crew). He was known to do this while spouting double entendre involving warp nacelles, phasers, or tractor beams.
Hey LeBron, I heard that Delonte West was 'pulling a Doohan' last night.

Sorry, man. Your mom looked so good last night, I beamed myself over her house and 'pulled a Doohan'!
Pulling a Doohan by J Fitzzz September 15, 2010