The word 'dogwank' defines to a persons' skill in a specific activity of their choice. In this case, dogwank means really, quite tragic, diabolical, you name it, anything bad.
when someone plays football and messes up almost every time attempting a skill move e.g a roulette, " Mate, His skills are absolute dogwank!!"
The act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of Eastenders.
"So what did you get up to last night?"
"I stayed in a gave Rover a good old dogwank before letting him lick his jizz off my hand and face"
A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs
-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!
Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.
"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"
"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.