Dogwank

Something bad, or something that doesn't perform as espected.

My new phone is absolute dogwank. It's useless.

by Boniitti May 19, 2018

dogwank

The word 'dogwank' defines to a persons' skill in a specific activity of their choice. In this case, dogwank means really, quite tragic, diabolical, you name it, anything bad.

when someone plays football and messes up almost every time attempting a skill move e.g a roulette, " Mate, His skills are absolute dogwank!!"

by jacobdmay July 7, 2017

dogwank

A useless, unreliable, human specimen who lets you down, uses you and is completely rubbish

Men are total dogwank

by Nixsta June 11, 2006

dogwank

The act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of Eastenders.

"So what did you get up to last night?"
"I stayed in a gave Rover a good old dogwank before letting him lick his jizz off my hand and face"

by Pants-O-Matic March 9, 2004

Dogwalking

Dragging the fuck out of a bitch

Damn Jenn! She was dogwalking that hoe!

by Kortney Fields February 6, 2017

dogwalker

A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs

-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!

by nowaxxy22-MWM May 12, 2011

Dogwalker

Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.

"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"

"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 23, 2007