dooshcano

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

by godhatesu April 30, 2009

dooshkabob

A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob

Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a safe space.”
Joe: “What a mega dooshkabob! So sad... let’s go get a shot and a beer to ward off any of his dooshness rubbing off on us!”

by Redshag November 29, 2017

dooshcake

some one who has surpassed being a dooshbag by a long shot.

That kid Kyle is a Fucking dooshcake.

by Alex&Peter October 29, 2007

dooshland

the country of Germany

Billy: "Hey Hans, where the H E double hockey sticks are you from?"

Hans: "I'm from Dooshland! Now go away please, you're stepping on my toes."

by lentzmaster November 11, 2009

Dooshnoob

A spectacular person

Natalie is such a dooshnoob

by awiebear October 16, 2020

Douchcanoe

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.

Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.

by DJHUF April 18, 2008

Dooshsnozzle

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit

1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"

by Ms. VM December 2, 2007