When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
by Butternutz77 November 14, 2010