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Doofnoob
A doofnoob is someone that is such a big doofus and such a Noob that even Noob is not a strong enough word to describe how much of a novice the person is.
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Dooshnoob • dooshnoodle • doobnoobie • doobynoob • Doofnoob • Doofshnob • Doonoob • Dooshmobile • Dooshnozel • Dooshnozzle
Doofshnob
The present tense of doofshangler
Also refers to a person who is infact a doofussy snobby hole in the wart sack
Also refers to a person who is infact a doofussy snobby hole in the wart sack
Doofshnob by oscar meyer January 12, 2013
Dooshnozel
A variation of Dooshbag, though more insulting; the nozel is fully inserted and does all the dirty work while the bag kind of hangs out and just holds the goodies.
Dooshnozel by Monkoo June 2, 2003
Dooshnozzle
The word used against someone when they have physically hurt you.
Most commonly used during a hockey game after a fight. Often used by kids around the age of 14.
Dooshnozzle orginated from a single person saying Doosh. then moments later, another inadvertedly saying nozzle, instead of nizzle. thus creating Dooshnozzle
Most commonly used during a hockey game after a fight. Often used by kids around the age of 14.
Dooshnozzle orginated from a single person saying Doosh. then moments later, another inadvertedly saying nozzle, instead of nizzle. thus creating Dooshnozzle
Dooshnozzle by Chris Reigh November 12, 2003
Dooshmobile
The Dooshmobile is an incredibly fast, fuel efficient and clout bearing 50cc scooter. The owner of a vehicle with this much power is able to win any 50cc drag races and doosh any bad bitch he pleases
Guy: How'd you absolutely smash me in that race i was hooning do fast
Travis: Just the power of the dooshmobile
Travis: Just the power of the dooshmobile
Dooshmobile by TheLads1081 June 20, 2020
dooshnoodle
dooshnoodle by The Crumb3D January 26, 2025
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A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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