doorphile

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a door

Omni fucked a door, he's a doorphile!

by RadarXIII December 27, 2022

PPC-dophile

Somebody that loves pay per click advertising in a creepy and possibly sexual way.

I think Mat might be a PPC-dophile, he's way too into the new AdWords interface.

by mr-dibbles October 31, 2018

Doorhole

N. Singular. The empty space where a door could be placed. Colloquially, the hole in which a door used to or ought to be.

The helicopter pilot said it's too hot, so he will ehud the doors off and we can enjoy spectating through the doorholes.

by MustafaMustafa69 June 18, 2011

doorphylactic

When using a public restroom, it is the paper towel used to shield your hand from touching the door handle.

"The bathroom only had a hand-blower, so I couldn't use a doorphylactic to get out."

by broginator October 1, 2013

Donuphile

N. 1. A Man who likes to put his donger into a donut for sexual pleasure.

2. A woman who spends a bit too much time with her mouth near the donut hole.

He was banned from Dunkin Donuts for being a rageing donuphile.

by TinnerTins April 4, 2011

Dobephile

A person who worships Dobermans. Doberman is a breed of dog that is not just a dog but several echelons higher on the social bracket than mere dogs.

Wow, Steve loves his Dobermans more than most people love their kids. He is a real Dobephile. His Doberman and he can actually communicate without speaking! What a Dobephile!

by Grrr Village December 23, 2008

OAP-dophile

A younger woman that is attracted to much older (and normally incredibly rich) men. Also know as a 'biddy fiddler'. Prime examples include Anna Nicole Smith and Catherine Zeta Jones.

OAP-dophile biddy fiddlerwhore rich money millionaire slut elderly

by le terrible no.13! February 8, 2009