A class of persons who are known for putting dings into car doors parked next to them.
the DoorHole has many subspecies, including but not limited to
the following:
BlowHole - overweight persons who need maximum door opening without regard to others property
ChairHole - a mobility scooter person, unskilled at re-entry to their minivan.
ClassHole - envious of upmarket vehicles, these haters often execute a double doorhole maneuver outside Kohls
KeyHole - another malicious subspecies, often
pedestrian, who uses external implements to damage your vehicle
PsycHole - no known reason for their anger. All Age, Race and
Nationality spectrums subject to these outbursts
etc.....
A scene
repeated daily across America,
usually near a major retail mall...
A couple returns to their
vehicle and notices a big DING in the drivers door
"Damn, girl, look at your ride, its fneffed"
"yeah, i got done again by a doorhole"
