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DOORHOLE 

A class of persons who are known for putting dings into car doors parked next to them.

the DoorHole has many subspecies, including but not limited to the following:

BlowHole - overweight persons who need maximum door opening without regard to others property
ChairHole - a mobility scooter person, unskilled at re-entry to their minivan.
ClassHole - envious of upmarket vehicles, these haters often execute a double doorhole maneuver outside Kohls
KeyHole - another malicious subspecies, often pedestrian, who uses external implements to damage your vehicle
PsycHole - no known reason for their anger. All Age, Race and Nationality spectrums subject to these outbursts

etc.....
A scene repeated daily across America, usually near a major retail mall...
A couple returns to their vehicle and notices a big DING in the drivers door

"Damn, girl, look at your ride, its fneffed"
"yeah, i got done again by a doorhole"
DOORHOLE by Boru May 4, 2021
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doomhole 

A secondary slot/hole above your original asshole. Sometimes collects dirt and other foreign items. Has been known to suck entire people in at one time. They are natural born defects that some people have. 1 in 1000 are born with them. If controlled and used properly, they can be more than just a useless little hole.
"Is that a second asshole?"
"ITS A FUCKING DOOMHOLE!"
doomhole by Blackpubix July 7, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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