A
class of persons who are known for putting dings into
car doors parked next to them.
the DoorHole has many subspecies, including but not limited to the following:
BlowHole - overweight persons who need maximum door opening without regard to others property
ChairHole - a mobility scooter person, unskilled at
re-entry to their
minivan.
ClassHole - envious of upmarket vehicles, these haters often execute a double doorhole maneuver
outside Kohls
KeyHole - another malicious subspecies, often pedestrian, who uses external implements to damage your vehicle
PsycHole - no known reason for their anger. All Age, Race and Nationality spectrums subject to these outbursts
etc.....
A scene repeated daily across
America, usually near a major retail mall...
A couple returns to their vehicle and notices a big DING in the drivers door
"Damn, girl, look at your
ride, its fneffed"
"yeah, i got
done again by a doorhole"
