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Dooberry 

A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.
"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."
Dooberry by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015

Ringing the devil’s doorbell 

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket
Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

dolorblindness 

The frustration that you'll never be able to understand another person's pain, only, ever searching their face for some faint evocation of it, then rifling through your own experiences for some slapdash comparison wishing you could tell them truthfully, "I know exactly how you feel."

Coined by author and poet, John Coney
The dolorblindness I feel seeing her like that is unbearable.
dolorblindness by LexiTheDobie December 14, 2021
Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.
Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?
Doobid by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011

Devil's Doorbell 

Billy: Why are you so happy today, John?
John: Last night, Brittany let me ring the Devil's Doorbell.
Billy: Nice!

-or-

Samantha: You look tired today!
Melissa: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Doorbell.
Samantha: Nice!
Devil's Doorbell by Homo_pirate October 30, 2012

Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011