doorbarred 

When you leave your laptop unlocked and bad things happen

Steve left his laptop ope, and now all his staff have pay rises due to Chris using his login to access the accounting platform. He's been doorbarred!

doorbarred by anonymous January 24, 2024

Doortarded 

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

Doortarded by Newfee September 6, 2018

doorrrred 

do:rd verb: to get doored right before the end (within a block) of a bicycling journey, resembling similar luck to getting sucked out on the river by mr. tom "durrrr" dwan.

i got doorrrred right outside the bike shop i was headed to!

haha, you just got doorrrred.

doorrrred by oraneg June 28, 2010

Doorbarrett 

Doorbarrett is a girl who loves her idol nessa and she posts edits of her and she posts aesthetic videos to her name is Val and she loves nessa sooo much

Person 1: omg look it’s doorbarrett I love her
Person2: omg look it’s nessa barrett over there

Doorbarrett by From a fab of her April 7, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022