doorbarred

When you leave your laptop unlocked and bad things happen

Steve left his laptop ope, and now all his staff have pay rises due to Chris using his login to access the accounting platform. He's been doorbarred!

doorbarred by anonymous January 24, 2024

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Doortarded

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

Doortarded by Newfee September 6, 2018

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doorrrred

do:rd verb: to get doored right before the end (within a block) of a bicycling journey, resembling similar luck to getting sucked out on the river by mr. tom "durrrr" dwan.

i got doorrrred right outside the bike shop i was headed to!

haha, you just got doorrrred.

doorrrred by oraneg June 28, 2010

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Doorbarrett

Doorbarrett is a girl who loves her idol nessa and she posts edits of her and she posts aesthetic videos to her name is Val and she loves nessa sooo much

Person 1: omg look it’s doorbarrett I love her
Person2: omg look it’s nessa barrett over there

Doorbarrett by From a fab of her April 7, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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