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a fish eating mammal with a sexy mum. also see: carpet muncher.
doone watches as k*z licks her mums carpet
doone by kezreena November 19, 2006
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The most outrageous insane bad ass hot mama you will ever meet! SHE has the nicest ass on the block if you wanna have a good time you wanna meet a doone. She may be weird but shes freakaayyyy
Ralph: dude! im feelin crazy lets f shit up

Austin: BRO lets get a Doone!
Doone by gsjhsdljkfklj December 9, 2010
One who excels in the art of dick sucking.
Joe: So how was ur night last night?
You: It was awesome, she was totally a doone.
Doone by billybobjoe2222 August 4, 2009

Lorna Doone 

Lorna Doones are vending machina food, which is the only safe food to eat!
Loooooooorrrrrrrnnnnnaaa Doooonnnneeessss
Lorna Doone by Repo Me June 10, 2004

Carver Doone 

He is the sexy character from the movie "Lorna Doone." He is a hotheaded murderer who wants to marry Lorna for her inheritance. He is WAY hotter than Lorna's love interest, John Ridd. Carver is the leader of a band/family of theives and murderers, the Doone's. The Doone's were kicked off their land and forced to move to a valley in Exmoor. Carver is drop dead sexy, even when he shoots Lorna, but she still lives, and drowns himself in a bog. Carver is played by Aidan Gillen.
ohmygod, he looks just like Carver Doone.
Carver Doone by west&carver January 13, 2010

Lorna Doone 

The name given to the cookie of shortbread by the Nabisco masterminds. Later, this name (Lorna) was given to Lauren of Mahwah, New Jersey courtesy of Sigmundo of Clifton, New Jersey. Lastly, Doone was a later addition to Lauren's new pen name given by a close friend, to presently refer to Lauren as "Lorna Doone"
Lorna Doone is a coooon.

“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump
If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.
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