doofler

A remote controller for a TV. Created by Ann Ballard in 1991

Ann: oi Mick Chuck us the doofler!
Mick: oh ok Ann I’ll be right on it I just have to finish wiping my arse

doofler by Heymamas:) December 25, 2021

dirty doubling doodler 

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

dirty doubling doodler by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

Tweedle Doofer 

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it

Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer

Tweedle Doofer by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

ham doodler by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

snow doobler 

noun; a danish built sled with dooblers on the bottom which enables the sled to dooble across snow.

I will make it down that hill faster if I ride my SNOW DOOBLER!

snow doobler by Kron Master D February 6, 2009

dick doodler 

1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.

2. A fuck stick.

Dallas Drummond is a dick doodler.

dick doodler by Greenville College Multicultural Affairs March 6, 2008

Dooferent 

You’re not like other girls, you’re actually Doctor Doofenshmirtz.

“I don’t know, man, I’m just dooferent. I even have a platypus for an arch nemesis.”

Dooferent by mysteriousdarkness:) August 17, 2021