Doodle Jump addiction Is a medical disorder which originates from playing the popular iPod , ipad , and iPhone game excessively. This dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
Symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and Prolonged imaginary conversations with the game's charater, Doodler .
Joey: Dude, what's up with John?
Gregg: he's got Doodle Jumpaddiction (DJA), dude.
John: Dont worry doodler I'll save you... Hehe..hehe..
The guy next to you in an elevator farts and everyone knows he did it. Right then you let out a silent but deadly one that makes everyone think that they are still smelling the first guys fart and that it just got a lot worse but really you just DoubleJumped him!
The mental condition or obsession the comes after buying the iPhone app "Doodle jump." Most symptoms include:
Loss of sleep
Swollen eyes
Chapped fingers
Constant playing of Doodle Jump Body odor
The uplifting carefree outlook on life that females try to have when they are trying to get over some jerk that treated them like shit, or trying to help a friend with their problems. A type of self modivational phase in getting over someone. Feeling beautiful, and not worthless. Saying things to eachother like "who cares?! you were way to good for him" or, "he had a nasty hairy mole on his arm anyways!"
N: "we need some doodlebomper right now, eff this bumed feeling."
H: "seriously! we need to party and meet ourselfs some new hot guys:"
N: "indeed."
*the music is turned up full blast and the girls start dancing*
-Doodlebomper.