Doodle Jump addiction Is a medical disorder which originates from playing the populariPod , ipad , and iPhone game excessively. This dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
Symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and Prolonged imaginary conversations with the game's charater, Doodler .
Joey: Dude, what's up with John?
Gregg: he's got Doodle Jump addiction (DJA), dude.
John: Dont worry doodler I'll save you... Hehe..hehe..
Quietly sneaking out a fart while people are smelling the stink bomb someone else just dropped.
The guy next to you in an elevator farts and everyone knows he did it. Right then you let out a silent but deadly one that makes everyone think that they are still smelling the first guys fart and that it just got a lot worse but really you just DoubleJumped him!
The mental condition or obsession the comes after buying the iPhone app "Doodle jump." Most symptoms include:
Loss of sleep Swollen eyes
Chapped fingers
Constant playing of Doodle Jump
Body odor
The uplifting carefree outlook on life that females try to have when they are trying to get over some jerk that treated them like shit, or trying to help a friend with their problems. A type of self modivational phase in getting over someone. Feeling beautiful, and not worthless. Saying things to eachother like "who cares?! you were way to good for him" or, "he had a nasty hairy mole on his arm anyways!"
N: "we need some doodlebomper right now, eff this bumed feeling."
H: "seriously! we need to party and meet ourselfs some new hot guys:]"
N: "indeed."
*the music is turned up full blast and the girls start dancing*
-Doodlebomper.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.