DoubleJump

Quietly sneaking out a fart while people are smelling the stink bomb someone else just dropped.

The guy next to you in an elevator farts and everyone knows he did it. Right then you let out a silent but deadly one that makes everyone think that they are still smelling the first guys fart and that it just got a lot worse but really you just DoubleJumped him!

by Dave Pfau August 21, 2007

double jump

The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.

He double jumped his way out of existance. Stupid bastard.

by StutteringStan September 30, 2006

doodlejump

synonymous with the phrase "man, that's messed up" or "messed up" depending on the sentence it's used in

Yolanda: I went to Disneyland without you.
Esther: That's, doodlejump.

by the nilla November 4, 2012

Double Jump Slap

Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.

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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".

by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019

Mcvicar Doublepump

The art of penetrating two orifices, one with the phallis the other with a dill pickle strapped to the derrière.

I threw my back out doing the Mcvicar Doublepump

by Borda June 21, 2016

Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

by Crill March 9, 2020

Doodlejumpainia

The mental condition or obsession the comes after buying the iPhone app "Doodle jump." Most symptoms include:
Loss of sleep
Swollen eyes
Chapped fingers
Constant playing of Doodle Jump
Body odor

Bob: "Dude, I think Tim has Doodlejumpainia"

Jeff: "What should we do, he has just sat there for 2 hours on his iPhone"

by DeluxeKoosh January 3, 2010