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Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.
I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.
Doodle Jumping by Tikicobra November 2, 2010

jumping the doodle 

The act of secretly playing the app/game "Doodle Jump".
"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

Jumping the Doodle 

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.
An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

Doodlejumpainia 

The mental condition or obsession the comes after buying the iPhone app "Doodle jump." Most symptoms include:
Loss of sleep
Swollen eyes
Chapped fingers
Constant playing of Doodle Jump
Body odor
Bob: "Dude, I think Tim has Doodlejumpainia"

Jeff: "What should we do, he has just sat there for 2 hours on his iPhone"
Doodlejumpainia by DeluxeKoosh January 3, 2010
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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