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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

donkalope 

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.
A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.
donkalope by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

Donkalouch 

Noun. Don-ka-looch
1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following characteristics: awkward dance movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to Northern New Jersey and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
Donkalouch likey Greenrock.
Donkalouch likey Tequila.
Donkalouch want wingy.
Donkalouch by IGTBTK December 22, 2012

Dingalongdingdingdong

A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee
What a Dingalongdingdingdong
Dingalongdingdingdong by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019

dingaloid 

A dumb person caught in the act of being dumb.
Tim: "Why is Bill hitting himself with a stick?"
Sara:"He's just being a dingaloid"
dingaloid by Ohteezy November 27, 2016

dongoloos 

Dongoloos means anything and everything.

Positive or negative.
“Dat hoe dress is so dongoloos😍”
“Boy get out my face wit dat dongoloos ass fit🙄”
“i’m feeling so dongoloos today”
“DONGOLOOS HOE”
dongoloos by Harmontpls September 1, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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