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Dongoloid
People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
Related Words
dongaloyd • dongaloid • Isosceles Dongaloid • dongoloid • Dongaloo • Dangaloid • dangaloody • dingaloid • Dingaloodle • Dogaloid
Donglord
Donglord by Diggle Dude April 5, 2017
Dongaloid
She didn’t sleep with him out of sympathy for his disability, she slept with him because he’s a dongaloid.
Dongaloid by claudemott May 1, 2019
DongAlong
DongAlong by SickleCell January 6, 2004
dangaloody
A male has a dangaloody,and the male is only going to have this if he can handle any highly intense sexual activity.
dangaloody by cloccc December 17, 2010
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