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DongAlong 

A weener AKA Dick Penis Cock a long dick
Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd
DongAlong by SickleCell January 6, 2004
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Humangalong Dongalong 

A Humangalong Dongalong (hu-mun-guh-long donga-long) is another word for a joint, spliff, doobie, etc. and is largely considered as one of the most fun things to say
Hey Otto, wanna strap up another humangalong dongalong?

Otto: hell yeah dude, would love to
Humangalong Dongalong by LilJabba February 9, 2022

dangalangs 

A term to denote the gaming subset of the Furry community. Used frequently throughout Facebook and other sites to mark safe zones for furries within larger fandoms.
Awooo! You're a Dark Souls fan too? You should totally join Dark Souls Dangalangs! Yiff yiff!
dangalangs by Sav Bantus August 7, 2019

dingaling sting 

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..
hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.
dingaling sting by joshxmoore July 31, 2009

Dingalongdingdingdong

A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee
What a Dingalongdingdingdong
Dingalongdingdingdong by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019

Dingalingum

a guy with a fairly small dick.
a dick a little on the smallish
dude, i feel bad for that dingalingum
Dingalingum by Kusal De Silva November 9, 2007

Bongalong 

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."
"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
Bongalong by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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