A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.
by dick jokeington October 2, 2014
A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."
"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
by Long dong kong March 31, 2017
I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.
by Anonymous December 20, 2002
A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
by Duke Fenton January 10, 2022
Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
by Yobungus1337 October 31, 2010
The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
by The Three Wise Men June 28, 2009
the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003