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dondle

dondle - noun or verb: -- a variant of dond, originally from the Guardian's Readers Recommend. From the Typographically Challenged "sedonded," via the English "Seconded."
"I just dropped in to dondle Ode To Billie Joe by Dusty Springfield"
by ejaydee October 11, 2008
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dondle

v. the act of one male giving his straight, male friend a hand job as a favor.

Origin: a portmanteau of dude + fondle
Man, I haven't gotten laid in weeks, how about a dondle?
I'll go get my dondle mitt.
by Greg137 March 19, 2007
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fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.
Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".
by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011
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Dishcloth Dongles

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020
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Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard
Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!
by Merriam Boobster May 2, 2021
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Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish
Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
by bruno momento July 31, 2020
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Cock a doodle doodoo

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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