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An erection of the penis, attained whilst traveling in a car.
John stayed in the car, because he secretly had a car-don.
car-don by Mr. Pork February 18, 2011

Don't jerk the car 

Don't jerk the car is used when you're telling a driver to drive someone over
Mike: Yo don't jerk the car for that guy I hears he's an opp

Don't Shoot the Car 

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

Don Carpenter 

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.
*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"
Don Carpenter by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

don't care (hand gesture)

The Don't Care hand gesture consists of the sweep of the right arm with an open palm, followed by the abrupt closing of the hand in front of the face, at this point, you yell out "Don't Care". It is symbolizes shutting a cell-phone and neglecting to answer a phone call from an unwanted caller.
Example:

At a large party, Amanda looks at her phone. It is from Ashley, a friend she is avoiding all night. She opens it, waves it front of her, shuts it, and yells "Don't Care." The room erupts in laughter. Thus, completing the don't care (hand gesture).