October 10th 2010

10/10/10

The rating your mom got on her lap dance.

The rating is from your sister.

She made it on October 10th 2010.

sister: thanks mom! 10/10/10
mom: thanks sweetie I love October 10th 2010

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

com'ere baby ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

lady: oH i wAnT mA mAn
boyfriend: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) com'ere baby
lady: ooh( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) ok baby

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

fviyvhkjn

my brain when I exist

My brain: fviyvhkjn what is 1+1 oh it's 74817 KAEHFKJHfbgd fhgesfJYEGTFIYRTG#IfygA#I&#TFl9r7g

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

Unique People That Really Exist

another stupid ad at the bottom of the urban dictionary on definitions that stand alone
also not you lol

Urban Dictionary: what ad should we put today? OH I KNOW Let's do Unique People That Really Exist and put a fake picture of a child in a hospital with an eel/alligator tail! :D
Me: just no.
Urban Dictionary: I'm doing it anyway no matter what you say babaaaaayyyy
Me: `~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021