Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 07, 2018

gaytits

Gay porn where men rub their dicks against each other's nipples

Jan was so horny, he gave Ben gaytits

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2017

Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.

Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

degree degree

How Google translate reads "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

Person 1: *types ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Google: Degree Degree

Person 1: Tf is that?

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) February 13, 2016

Dicktits

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick

Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2017

religion

Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.

religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 11, 2021