doist

not being able to perform the simplest of tasks.

you can fuckin doist, i know you'll doist.

by disser March 11, 2008

doisted

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

by tralfazdog October 25, 2009

Doisting

Verb. To engage in sexual intercourse with someone or thing.

I walked in on him doisting a freshmen on the counter.

by shamuel December 14, 2009

Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.

Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

Cheat Kune Doist

Someone who tries to learn BRUCE LEE's art of JEET KUNE DO via DVDs or books rather than from a certified JKD instructor.

Brad is the best Cheat Kune Doist I have ever seen. He might even be able to defeat an actual Jeet Kune Doist!

He's Bad, he's Rad -- he's BRAD!!!

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009