Doisting

Verb. To engage in sexual intercourse with someone or thing.

I walked in on him doisting a freshmen on the counter.

by shamuel December 14, 2009

Distinguished Visitors

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguish

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distingled

When a light is distorted and twinkly

Wow that light is distingled it’s so pretty.

by Turtle 1234 May 1, 2020

Distinguished

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

disting

Originated from the words "this thing".

Its like a whatchamacallit or a thingymabob but a little different.

Pass the disting. I want to use it with the other disting to make the disting.

by Daryl March 11, 2004

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007