Doisting

Verb. To engage in sexual intercourse with someone or thing.

I walked in on him doisting a freshmen on the counter.

Doisting by shamuel December 14, 2009

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distingled 

When a light is distorted and twinkly

Wow that light is distingled it’s so pretty.

Distingled by Turtle 1234 May 1, 2020

Distinguished 

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

disting 

Originated from the words "this thing".

Its like a whatchamacallit or a thingymabob but a little different.

Pass the disting. I want to use it with the other disting to make the disting.

disting by Daryl March 11, 2004

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags by Axewielder December 11, 2007