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dog waffle 

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.
Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.
dog waffle by Lydia April 9, 2005
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daddy twat waffle - A compliment, think of a man you would consider a zaddy or daddy but he's too wholesome to be a straight up daddy. He's also got a little bit of the twat waffle energy. Examples: Yung Gravy, Paul Rudd, or Robert Patterson.
Damn, Paul Rudd is such a dwaffle, he's like a daddy but with real dad energy.
dwaffle by freeelf6969 March 9, 2022

diawaffle 

Medical condition occuring the morning after you drink multiple pots of Waffle House Coffee late the night before. Usually consists of bad breath and "the shits" (diarrhea).
Man, last night I downed so much of dat nasty ass Waffle House Coffee. This morning I had an awful case of diawaffle.
diawaffle by Aaron Reedy December 27, 2002

cogwaffle 

A type of swear/cuss word used to insult another....comes from the United Kingdom (mostly England)
A: I say! You are not quite the chrochet player I expected.

B: How dare you! You Cogwaffle!!
cogwaffle by )*BeepBeep094*( December 3, 2010

Dogafile 

Omg sally did you hear Dylan raped a dog ,girl they call him a dogafile
Dogafile by Lbdd July 31, 2019

donuwaffle 

A donut pressed into a waffle machine
Hey dude, can I have a bite of that donuwaffle?
donuwaffle by anonymous May 5, 2021