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Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
by TheNativez April 06, 2007
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."
Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.
by Board of Education May 09, 2006
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A lady that gives food to minors.
At my school, we can help out the lunch lady with passing out the food we are called lunch helper. My friend and I were doing lunch helper then he was kicked in the nuts by the other lunch helper. I was trying to help him up then the lunch lady came out of the cooking room and gave me and my friend a big speech about not to play around and she said she want me and my friend to be kicked since Monday to Friday also me and my friend are the only boys. Then she told me and my friend to go to the lunch benches to wait for my class. My class was sitting outside so I went with my class to sit at the benches. And I was kicked out for helping my friend up.
The lunch lady is a jerk. For kicking me out.
by Idk78787 November 03, 2017
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When you see some woman in a Popeye's to go line buying four sandwiches and shes the only one in the car. The only job this type of woman could ever have is at your school's lunch counter who hides depression behind her carefully tucked hairnet .
dude, did you just see that lunchlady that passed by?!? ugh.
by Antonionionionionionionio January 08, 2020
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