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(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."
Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.
by Board of Education May 09, 2006
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Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
by TheNativez April 06, 2007
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A lady that gives food to minors.
At my school, we can help out the lunch lady with passing out the food we are called lunch helper. My friend and I were doing lunch helper then he was kicked in the nuts by the other lunch helper. I was trying to help him up then the lunch lady came out of the cooking room and gave me and my friend a big speech about not to play around and she said she want me and my friend to be kicked since Monday to Friday also me and my friend are the only boys. Then she told me and my friend to go to the lunch benches to wait for my class. My class was sitting outside so I went with my class to sit at the benches. And I was kicked out for helping my friend up.
The lunch lady is a jerk. For kicking me out.
by Idk78787 November 03, 2017
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Midday stippers, that are not qualified to be dancing during the "prime time" hours of the evening.
"Man those were some nastay ass lunch ladies up in there, i think one was pregnant!"
by WoodheadSD July 10, 2008
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a rude person who makes terrible food that I would find on the street. her food tastes like poison and then she is mean. she wears the ugliest vest I have ever seen. I hate her. I asked her if I could have a different cookie cause the one I got was hard as rocks and she said no and rolled her eyes at my friends and I . now I want her to fall or burn her hand . I want new lunch ladies . I want them gone. I'm going to switch schools then die because of her .
ugh lunch ladies I hate it
omg that lunch lady is hideous

she tried to poison me that stupid ignorant lunch beast lady
by lovelybaldeagle May 31, 2015
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