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Medical condition occuring the morning after you drink multiple pots of Waffle House Coffee late the night before. Usually consists of bad breath and "the shits" (diarrhea).

Man, last night I downed so much of dat nasty ass Waffle House Coffee. This morning I had an awful case of diawaffle.

diawaffle by Aaron Reedy December 27, 2002

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dipwiffle

A derogatory term used for one's younger sibling, especially in the presence of parents, as an alternative to dipshit.

You flipping dipwiffle, I told you not to stick your fingers in the garbage disposal!

That dipwiffle ate the last of the doritos again.

dipwiffle by sweetlikemercury November 30, 2010

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dwaffle

daddy twat waffle - A compliment, think of a man you would consider a zaddy or daddy but he's too wholesome to be a straight up daddy. He's also got a little bit of the twat waffle energy. Examples: Yung Gravy, Paul Rudd, or Robert Patterson.

Damn, Paul Rudd is such a dwaffle, he's like a daddy but with real dad energy.

dwaffle by freeelf6969 March 9, 2022

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Dickwaffle

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

Dickwaffle by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008

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dogwaffle

Waffles made from dogs or from the school cafeteria... whichever comes first.

me: WTF BBQS4UC3 is this?
lunch lady: Dogwaffle.
me: delicious?

dogwaffle by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2007

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Dawffle

Simply a Waffle on a dick

Gabby starten are you in to dawffles

Dawffle by Btl January 24, 2018

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Dickwaffle

Someone who's so retarded they'd put their cock in a waffle iron because its warm

Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!

Dickwaffle by Pyschosus November 5, 2022

EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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