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cogwaffle

A type of swear/cuss word used to insult another....comes from the United Kingdom (mostly England)
A: I say! You are not quite the chrochet player I expected.

B: How dare you! You Cogwaffle!!
by )*BeepBeep094*( December 3, 2010
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cockwaffle

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .
by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011
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cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.
by Lovahhh July 15, 2003
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cobwaffling

A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.

A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.

Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficult time, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.
by Paris July 8, 2003
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Cockwaffle

(1) idiot
(2)a person who is bad at making waffles
Amy ur such a cockwaffle!

Oh yeah, homodumshit?

IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS

WOW!
by PhillyDog June 1, 2015
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confaffled

A combination of the words "confused" and "baffled" to show extreme confusion or puzzlement, much like confuzzled
Eesh, that lesson left me so confaffled! >_<
by FG862K February 23, 2004
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cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.
Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.
by *Patches* September 26, 2005
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