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Dleep

An unusually small or petite penis. Usually advertised as "huge" by its owner.
He has such a dleep it's embarrasing.
by Crawler December 23, 2014
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dleep (verb)

sleeping in a discord vc

Variations: dleeps, dleeping, dleeped, dlept
Yo homie, wanna dleep rn?
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Dleep

To have a dream conspicuously filled with penises.

The dream itself—one long, mildly chaotic phallus-parade marching through REM

Etymology.
Portmanteau of d*ck + sleep; also a typo cousin of deep sleep that went wildly off-course (c. 2025).

Related terms.
REM-R-rated, eggplant reverie, nocturnal noodle nonsense.

Synonyms.
Phallusy dream, pipe night, sausage fantasia (chef’s kiss optional).
verb: “I dleeped after scrolling the eggplant emoji for way too long.”

noun: “Last night’s dleep had a tuxedoed… orchestra? Hard to explain.”

Examples.

“Bro, I passed out on the couch and dleeped so hard my alarm turned into a 6-foot bratwurst.”

“She woke up giggling—apparently a bachelorette party crashed her dleep.”

“Can’t talk yet, still shaking off a dleep hangover.”

Conjugation.
dleep, dleeps, dleeping; past dleeped or (regional internet) dlept.
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long, deep, fast, and repeatedly

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
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Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
by samsung0804 July 27, 2019
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Going Deep

Going Deep is when you and the og's are cruising around town with yo hand held's and you hear a furnace cooking up some of that sweet sweet sulfur so you don't have any other choice to 'Go Deep' on them.
This hoe over here is dead in his airlock let me push in and 'Go Deep' o' shit I hear that sweet sweet sulfur cooking up let me get a homie's door code real quick *once acquired door codes* "I'm fulling in! I'm going deep!" -Ramsey
by Coochie Snagger October 27, 2018
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Deep Bench

When someone has enough manpower to replace people who drop out.

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"So we continue without Del?"
"Trust me, our boss has a very deep bench."
by xpt.de June 25, 2021
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