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Dortug
Slang word for a soft dick, usually after an intercourse or masturbation. Popularized in Eastern Europe by numerous YouTubers.
Djordjije
Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
Djordjije by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018
Djoats
Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:
Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"
Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.
Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"
*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"
Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.
Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"
*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012
dort highway
Stretch of Highway running through Flint, MI.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.
Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.
Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.
dort highway by Scruffy1 April 23, 2006
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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