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djort

pronounced "dort", the "j" is silent.
A sound that is somewhere between a snort and a hiccup.
My husband just djorted!
by gertenoid August 31, 2012
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Djort

The equivalent to mom jeans for moms are djorts for dads.
by Hey Geez June 22, 2016
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Dortug

Slang word for a soft dick, usually after an intercourse or masturbation. Popularized in Eastern Europe by numerous YouTubers.
Man look at his dortug, he definitely wanked!
by dortug225 February 11, 2022
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Djordjije

Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
- You know that amazing underground Serbian rapper?
- Djordjije?
- Yes, one and only.
by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018
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Djoats

Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
by barrano247 January 10, 2012
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Dort

An infamous neo-nazi in the touhou Fumo fandom, known for being banned from many servers for his ideals.
Wait dort……. Like the racist guy?
by Fomu December 17, 2021
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dort highway

Stretch of Highway running through Flint, MI.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.

Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.
Guy 1: Better get my ass to Dort Highway
Guy 2: You're such a man whore
by Scruffy1 April 23, 2006
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