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Dad Jean Shorts. The D is silent.
The equivalent to mom jeans for moms are djorts for dads.
Djort by Hey Geez June 22, 2016
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djort • Dort • Dorte • dorty • Djordje • Dorthe • doortje • Dorthy • Dorting • Djorden
Slang word for a soft dick, usually after an intercourse or masturbation. Popularized in Eastern Europe by numerous YouTubers.
Man look at his dortug, he definitely wanked!
Dortug by dortug225 February 11, 2022

Djordjije 

Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
- You know that amazing underground Serbian rapper?
- Djordjije?
- Yes, one and only.
Djordjije by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018
Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012
An infamous neo-nazi in the touhou Fumo fandom, known for being banned from many servers for his ideals.
Wait dort……. Like the racist guy?
Dort by Fomu December 17, 2021

dort highway 

Stretch of Highway running through Flint, MI.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.

Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.
Guy 1: Better get my ass to Dort Highway
Guy 2: You're such a man whore
dort highway by Scruffy1 April 23, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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