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Djordjije 

Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
- You know that amazing underground Serbian rapper?
- Djordjije?
- Yes, one and only.
Djordjije by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018
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loves to help people, sweetest guy on earth. very smart, nice and sexy. irrisistable, best friend you could ever get. honest, loyal trustworthy. loves to help people out for the attention. Djordje loves everyone and everything, if he doesn't love you, you're an asshole. FUNNEST person with the BEST sense of humor. Makes you pee your pants.
i want to be djordje.
Djordje by xxsuperwomanxx October 21, 2008
a mythical creature found around dulwich hill and other band related areas

he has the biggest knowledge of music our imaginations can handle containing alot of bands that no one has ever or will ever hear of he also manages to keep bongos on his person in situations that never call for them

aggrivating this creature can often result in bongos to the nuts or eardrum

has a tendency to expose himself when drunk or bored
"hey did you see that djardie?"

"yeah man he whacked me in the nuts!"

"standard"
djardie by maxwell skelton April 8, 2008

doordick 

The act of holding a door open for someone approaching but not super close, thus causing the person to guiltily rush to the door. It's not necessarily an act of kindness, but perhaps an act of selfishness, as a doordick attempts to redeem him(her)self by the precariously selfless act.
Don't be a doordick, she's like a block away.
doordick by anonymous February 8, 2015

djardilimous

adj.

1. Annoying to the degree of causing anger in another.
2. The only appropriate adjective applied to those named Katie.


{Arabic "jinn", demonic, demon, from "jinn", demons, from "janna", to cover, conceal. + Late Latin, from Greek "dilemma", ambiguous proposition : di-, two. + English Combining Form, -ous}
I bit my lip when Katie exclaimed, "I just love it how we are all having a good time making Thanksgiving dinner together. It feels like we're one big happy family!" I prayed for a pistol then, because I would rather have worms crawl through my rotting skull than this djardilimous CyberQueen's words.
djardilimous by KyleM. July 20, 2004
The player of fortnite who believes building is the way foward, and must be done at all times. This commonly results in the death of the individual. Can also be used for other meanings about someone believing that they know the way forward.
Fred what the fuck are you dording for, we wont make it to the top twenty at this rate you prick.
Dording by Lord Baroné July 16, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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