Doordie (verb)
1. To be the subject a train, specifically with a mexican in the guard's van.
2. The act of participating in a train. Puting the gang in gangbang with a fat chick.
3. Refusal to remove your dirty white socks while engaging in sexual intercourse with numerous partners.
1. To be the subject a train, specifically with a mexican in the guard's van.
2. The act of participating in a train. Puting the gang in gangbang with a fat chick.
3. Refusal to remove your dirty white socks while engaging in sexual intercourse with numerous partners.
"Well, the night Charles told me he loved Chamilla and not me, I was so distraught, I drove down to McDonalds and let some mexicans pull a Doordie on me, I didn't even take my socks off"
Extract from Martin Bashir's interview with Princess Diana, BBC news, 1993.
Extract from Martin Bashir's interview with Princess Diana, BBC news, 1993.
by FTJ_Admin July 16, 2008
Get the Doordie mug.noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
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Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!
After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!
After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
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Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
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Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
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