doordick

The act of holding a door open for someone approaching but not super close, thus causing the person to guiltily rush to the door. It's not necessarily an act of kindness, but perhaps an act of selfishness, as a doordick attempts to redeem him(her)self by the precariously selfless act.

Don't be a doordick, she's like a block away.

by anonymous February 8, 2015

Doordick

Boyfriend not buying you food or bringing you dick? Introducing Doordick! I show up at your door with food and dick!

Girl, if your man ain’t doing it, sounds like you need some Doordick!

by Tuff2please January 19, 2023

Doorkicker

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances

Major League Doorkickers

by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009

back door dick trap

a female's ass

that girl had the tightest back door dick trap

by YourUnclePablo June 12, 2018

Back Door Dick Taker

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

Doofdick

A person that just makes you brain glitch so you call them something they’ll never expect

TINIYAH: yo, I elbowed a Sasquatch with my foreheads knee!!

Gourney: lmao wut?

TINIYAH: wat?

Gourney: Doofdick

by JaiGELLED August 7, 2019

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022