Skip to main content
a mythical creature found around dulwich hill and other band related areas

he has the biggest knowledge of music our imaginations can handle containing alot of bands that no one has ever or will ever hear of he also manages to keep bongos on his person in situations that never call for them

aggrivating this creature can often result in bongos to the nuts or eardrum

has a tendency to expose himself when drunk or bored
"hey did you see that djardie?"

"yeah man he whacked me in the nuts!"

"standard"
djardie by maxwell skelton April 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

djardilimous

adj.

1. Annoying to the degree of causing anger in another.
2. The only appropriate adjective applied to those named Katie.


{Arabic "jinn", demonic, demon, from "jinn", demons, from "janna", to cover, conceal. + Late Latin, from Greek "dilemma", ambiguous proposition : di-, two. + English Combining Form, -ous}
I bit my lip when Katie exclaimed, "I just love it how we are all having a good time making Thanksgiving dinner together. It feels like we're one big happy family!" I prayed for a pistol then, because I would rather have worms crawl through my rotting skull than this djardilimous CyberQueen's words.
djardilimous by KyleM. July 20, 2004
person 1: did you just see that, dan walked into the wall
person 2: he's such a djarrie
Djarrie by Soof :D November 17, 2022

fardie dardie 

the smelly smell before poodie doodie, o the scent of actual poodoo.

All terms coined and copy written by a guy named Chris.
Guy 1: I gotta go, I just had a fardie dardie!

Guy2: Yea I just took a poodie doodie after that chipotle.

Dardielle 

Is an item that is shaped like a very large penis or testicles.
I love my new Dardielle, now I don't need a boyfriend!
Dardielle by Calina Phorest October 28, 2014
A sexy stick which has had its legs snapped of by young girls as they are creeps who want him as their lover
Claire sucked dardie

Dardieieieieieieie 

A sexy stick which has had its legs snapped of by creepy young girls who have a crush on him they fight by ripping each other’s hair out, lick toenails and the winner gets to eat the other person!!!! All of this is to have dardieieieieie as their lover
Clarrie ripped out Nancy’s hair just so she could have dardieieieieieieieie
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
Load more