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a mythical creature found around dulwich hill and other band related areas

he has the biggest knowledge of music our imaginations can handle containing alot of bands that no one has ever or will ever hear of he also manages to keep bongos on his person in situations that never call for them

aggrivating this creature can often result in bongos to the nuts or eardrum

has a tendency to expose himself when drunk or bored
"hey did you see that djardie?"

"yeah man he whacked me in the nuts!"

"standard"
djardie by maxwell skelton April 8, 2008
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djardilimous

adj.

1. Annoying to the degree of causing anger in another.
2. The only appropriate adjective applied to those named Katie.


{Arabic "jinn", demonic, demon, from "jinn", demons, from "janna", to cover, conceal. + Late Latin, from Greek "dilemma", ambiguous proposition : di-, two. + English Combining Form, -ous}
I bit my lip when Katie exclaimed, "I just love it how we are all having a good time making Thanksgiving dinner together. It feels like we're one big happy family!" I prayed for a pistol then, because I would rather have worms crawl through my rotting skull than this djardilimous CyberQueen's words.
djardilimous by KyleM. July 20, 2004
person 1: did you just see that, dan walked into the wall
person 2: he's such a djarrie
Djarrie by Soof :D November 17, 2022

fardie dardie 

the smelly smell before poodie doodie, o the scent of actual poodoo.

All terms coined and copy written by a guy named Chris.
Guy 1: I gotta go, I just had a fardie dardie!

Guy2: Yea I just took a poodie doodie after that chipotle.

Dardielle 

Is an item that is shaped like a very large penis or testicles.
I love my new Dardielle, now I don't need a boyfriend!
Dardielle by Calina Phorest October 28, 2014
A sexy stick which has had its legs snapped of by young girls as they are creeps who want him as their lover
Claire sucked dardie

Dardieieieieieieie 

A sexy stick which has had its legs snapped of by creepy young girls who have a crush on him they fight by ripping each other’s hair out, lick toenails and the winner gets to eat the other person!!!! All of this is to have dardieieieieie as their lover
Clarrie ripped out Nancy’s hair just so she could have dardieieieieieieieie