djonko

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Ancient history had fortold that there would one day be a mythical plant. When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen.
Nowadays they call this a djonko.
Djonko is life.
Djonko is love.

When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen. Our prime ancestors later defined this plant as a djonko.

djonko by DemonLordFluffy September 18, 2020

Words you can keep

Djongo

Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs

"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"

Djongo by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015

Related Words

djonko • djonkoh • donko • djokoviking • Donkor • doonkof • ddonkomong • Djoko • djokovic • Djokovicinated

Novak Djokobitch

The craziest tennis player ever.
Always yelling like a male bitch when throwing the ball and hitting the net.

Gregory: What are you watching.
Ben: I'm watching tennis. Novak Djokobitch is winning.

Novak Djokobitch by GregNelson29 May 31, 2023

donkologist

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010

Donko

a person that is just all around great in aspects

Kristina: "omg that guy is so donko, i want to sleep with him now"

Robert: "man, i wish I was donko..."

Donko by sleepy brown August 16, 2004

djonkoh

Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.

Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)

djonkoh by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009

donkoholic

Someone who is addicted to the music genre donk. Very popular a few years and has a big attachment to the North of England with MCs usually using it as a backing track.

Joe lad youse a donkoholic. You're addicted to donk

donkoholic by callarat November 17, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026