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Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs
"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"
Djongo by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015
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Novak Djokobitch 

The craziest tennis player ever.
Always yelling like a male bitch when throwing the ball and hitting the net.
Gregory: What are you watching.
Ben: I'm watching tennis. Novak Djokobitch is winning.

donkologist 

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010
a person that is just all around great in aspects
Kristina: "omg that guy is so donko, i want to sleep with him now"


Robert: "man, i wish I was donko..."
Donko by sleepy brown August 16, 2004
Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.
Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)
djonkoh by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009

donkoholic 

Someone who is addicted to the music genre donk. Very popular a few years and has a big attachment to the North of England with MCs usually using it as a backing track.
Joe lad youse a donkoholic. You're addicted to donk
donkoholic by callarat November 17, 2016