djonko

Ancient history had fortold that there would one day be a mythical plant. When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen.
Nowadays they call this a djonko.
Djonko is life.
Djonko is love.

When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen. Our prime ancestors later defined this plant as a djonko.

by DemonLordFluffy September 18, 2020

Djongo

Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs

"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"

by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015

Novak Djokobitch

The craziest tennis player ever.
Always yelling like a male bitch when throwing the ball and hitting the net.

Gregory: What are you watching.
Ben: I'm watching tennis. Novak Djokobitch is winning.

by GregNelson29 May 31, 2023

donkologist

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

by doctordonk February 16, 2010

Donko

a person that is just all around great in aspects

Kristina: "omg that guy is so donko, i want to sleep with him now"


Robert: "man, i wish I was donko..."

by sleepy brown August 16, 2004

djonkoh

Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.

Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)

by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009

donkoholic

Someone who is addicted to the music genre donk. Very popular a few years and has a big attachment to the North of England with MCs usually using it as a backing track.

Joe lad youse a donkoholic. You're addicted to donk

by callarat November 17, 2016