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That person is a doonkof cuz he or she don't know what 0+1 is
doonkof by MLG Excalibur cookie November 29, 2016
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Vanilla Donkoff 

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.
I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!
Vanilla Donkoff by Hi There!! October 22, 2013
To masturbate, using one's own feces as a personal lubricant.
Jim: Man, I tried to dookoff last night but my turds were too dry.
John: You're a disgusting freak, Jim.
Dookoff by gsc29 September 1, 2009

Donkofingers

Adopted from the korean language meaning rectum. So donkofingers means the movement of plummeting the fingers in and out of the rectum or rubbing the lips.
Menis made my butt sore by using her donkofingers on me.
Donkofingers by raeweenenis August 6, 2008
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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