doonkof

Fucken dumb ass in German

That person is a doonkof cuz he or she don't know what 0+1 is

by MLG Excalibur cookie November 29, 2016

doonkof

dumb ass in German

That person is a doonkof cuz he or she don't know what 0+1 is

by MLG Excalibur cookie November 29, 2016

Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
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by Hi There!! October 22, 2013

Dookoff

To masturbate, using one's own feces as a personal lubricant.

Jim: Man, I tried to dookoff last night but my turds were too dry.
John: You're a disgusting freak, Jim.

by gsc29 September 1, 2009

Donkofingers

Adopted from the korean language meaning rectum. So donkofingers means the movement of plummeting the fingers in and out of the rectum or rubbing the lips.

Menis made my butt sore by using her donkofingers on me.

by raeweenenis August 6, 2008