djonkoh

Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.

Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)

djonkoh by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009

donkoholic 

Someone who is addicted to the music genre donk. Very popular a few years and has a big attachment to the North of England with MCs usually using it as a backing track.

Joe lad youse a donkoholic. You're addicted to donk

donkoholic by callarat November 17, 2016

djonko 

Ancient history had fortold that there would one day be a mythical plant. When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen.
Nowadays they call this a djonko.
Djonko is life.
Djonko is love.

When this plant happens to be set on fire, legendary things happen. Our prime ancestors later defined this plant as a djonko.

djonko by DemonLordFluffy September 18, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012