ddonkomong Share definition Flag 1. tight, little butthole browneye; 2. used by the sophistafunk few as a term of endearment "Damn, that biz got a hairy pink ddonkomong wif little crevices that have little brown dookies jammed up in dem!" "Hey, little ddonkomong!" ddonkomong by Candy Kidman & DyOH February 17, 2005 Get the ddonkomong mug.