divilment 

A mischievous madness, which was originally invented on the island of Oooop Yorrrs. Many doctors now believe it is necessary in the prevention of scurvy. It often results in hilarious and unpredictable consequences.

The height of divilment
An outbreak of divilment has been predicted in Belfast in the coming weeks

divilment by noelnoel May 26, 2008

Divident 

A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.

Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

Divident by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

Diviocentric Theory by LankyDanky April 6, 2013

Divinement 

When Divineness and action come together and alignment of planetary positioning. As a result, modern day magic ignite.

Did you get started when the going lady said that she loved you the first time she saw you. I responded "No not at all, that is Divinement!"

Divinement by keeshan22 December 24, 2016

The Full Divalentino 

While getting head inside of a Camaro that has the seat all the way back, by fulling locking your legs you have done The Full Divalentino.

Yeah Hope and I did The Full Divalentino in her dads Camaro

The Full Divalentino by DannyDevourDonkeys December 23, 2021

Digilent 

Being diligent in a digital matter. A great attentiveness and Persistence in an electronic or online related pursuit.

I try to be digilent in returning all my emails.

Digilent by Xedoner October 14, 2014

Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis

Excessive and confused state of mind while texting.

I just got back from the doctor and was diagnosed with Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis because my smart phone held an intervention in me last night.

Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis by Guiggs April 27, 2015