A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.

When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...

divident by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008

Related Words

divident • dividend • Digidentity • disidentification • disidentify • Dividender • Divientiate • Brexit Dividend • cum dividend • Digital dividend

Paying dividends

A previous endeavor starting to bring good results.

I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?

Paying dividends by Nick Shade July 4, 2012

Liar’s Dividend

The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.

They believed his lies because of a phenomenon called the Liar’s Dividend.

Liar’s Dividend by Micstusmi September 8, 2020

Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

Brexit Dividend by Simenski June 18, 2018

Reinvesting The Dividends

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

Reinvesting The Dividends by Effmanny June 5, 2010

Digital dividend

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.

Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.

Digital dividend by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026