Divident
Divident by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009
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divident
A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.
When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...
divident by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008
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Paying dividends
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Paying dividends by Nick Shade July 4, 2012
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Brexit Dividend
An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.
Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
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Reinvesting The Dividends
When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
Reinvesting The Dividends by Effmanny June 5, 2010
Digital dividend
Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
Digital dividend by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011
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