by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009
Get the Divident mug.A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.
When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...
by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008
Get the divident mug.I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?
by Nick Shade July 4, 2012
Get the Paying dividends mug.The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.
by Micstusmi September 8, 2020
Get the Liar’s Dividend mug.An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.
Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
by Simenski June 18, 2018
Get the Brexit Dividend mug.When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
by Effmanny June 5, 2010
Get the Reinvesting The Dividends mug.Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011
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