4 definitions by EricTheOracle
A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.
Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.
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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009
The Collapse™ refers to the nefarious end of the financial world where for reasons never fully explained, yet cherishingly held, the world of finance, commerce and organization collapses into a hybrid of post industrialized fiefdoms ruled by wandering warlords and other bad men.
by EricTheOracle May 4, 2011
by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009
At the morning bell, Gapple gapped up $2.00 on rumors that a new iDevice would be ready for Christmas.
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Gapple gapped down on the morning bell on rumors that Jon Ive would soon leave Apple to pursue a career designing gift cards for Hallmark.
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Gapple gapped down on the morning bell on rumors that Jon Ive would soon leave Apple to pursue a career designing gift cards for Hallmark.
by EricTheOracle October 11, 2011