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when your friend won't talk to you as much or laugh at your jokes.
jashianti was being very distant today, she's probably still mad about last night
Distant by yeet lmao December 11, 2018

Distant Admirer 

A person who you feel drawn towards and have a strong appreciation for but nevertheless you are satisfied with your distant and perhaps non-existent relationship.
The guy at my bus stop is my distant admirer, dang, he always looks so cute.
Distant Admirer by sophadelic July 14, 2014

Distant-author 

A writer who was born in one country and had to leave her motherland for certain reasons and became a citizen of another one and writes about the people, culture etc. of her original country with the help of her imagination.
So, the manner of trying to imagine and describe about the motherland and its people deserves esteem. I think that we should coin a new term, i.e. “distant-author” and add it to Lahiri’s name since she, being a part of another country, has taken the help of ‘imagination’ and depicted her India the way she has wanted to; the writer must have every possible right to paint the world the way he/she thinks appropriate.
Distant-author by Rajeeb2014 January 15, 2013

Distant Hot

When an individual has physical attributes that are normally celebrated; slim waste, thick hair, proportiante face; things that are visible from a distance, but when one approaches this individual at a closer distance, the less attractive qualities are uncovered; facial acne, halitosis, annoying voice.
Dude Jim, I was really excited when Todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, I realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and I saw that spacious gap between her teeth
Distant Hot by LMONEY05 September 20, 2010

Emotionally Distant 

when you either are too afraid to show your emotions or are afraid to commit to anything.
I’m sorry but i can’t do this, I’m emotionally distant.
1). Being far away

2). Being emotionally detachted, not responsive.
France sure is distant from the US.

Kate was quite distant to Andy the day before they broke up.
Distant by Brookie October 4, 2005
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