Distanitus 

I serious illness a lot of guys suffer from it is when you spot a chick and she looks really good from across the room then you get within a 5 foot distance and she is a butterface.

Damn dawg I just had the worse case of Distanitus ever!

Distanitus by cowboygscc September 14, 2009

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

distatusfaction by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distarious 

Disturbing and hilarious. Synonym of Hilturbing. (hilarious and disturbing.)

A: I can't quite describe it but is disturbing in a way but also hilarious, for some reason?
B: it's distarious

distarious by Dandelion Witch June 28, 2022

Distantos 

Board games with small pieces; not child safe

My little brother can’t play Distantos with me and my friends.

Distantos by Evthewordmaster June 2, 2023