Disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all the germs.

if you accidentally drop your piece of candy...you can just disconfect it by blowing on it

Disconfect by rhta January 31, 2005

disinfotard 

disinfotard (diss in fo tard) NOUN. A person so gullible they believe every lie they hear.

You actually believed Iraq attacked us on 9/11? You are such a disinfotard.

disinfotard by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Team Disaffected 

A term commonly applied to small groups of student activitists that demand accountability from public university administrators. They are especially noted for their cunning and ability to completely outwit highly educated, moronic, and overpaid university administrators. They are committed to preventing douchebaggery at the university level.

See how Team Disaffected brought down the administration at the University of Kansas Business School.

Team Disaffected by Squiggmo October 23, 2010

Disinfectant

The thing that Donald Trump suggested that people put into their own bodies in order to fight the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Person A: "Hey, bro! Have you heard about the idea that Donald Trump is suggesting to fight the coronavirus?"

Person B: "Oh God, no! This ought to be good. What did he do this time?"

Person A: "He's suggesting that we put disinfectant in our bodies."

Person B: "Ah, yet another stupid thing out of his mouth...!

Disinfectant by Tell_My_WiFi_Love_Her April 30, 2020

disinfotainment 

disinfotainment (diss in fo tayn ment) NOUN. Lies and propaganda disguised as entertainment.

Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."

disinfotainment by Maxhole June 20, 2009

disinjectant 

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients

Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.

disinjectant by timlight April 24, 2020

disinfectant drink 

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

disinfectant drink by timlight April 24, 2020