Disinfectant

The thing that Donald Trump suggested that people put into their own bodies in order to fight the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Person A: "Hey, bro! Have you heard about the idea that Donald Trump is suggesting to fight the coronavirus?"

Person B: "Oh God, no! This ought to be good. What did he do this time?"

Person A: "He's suggesting that we put disinfectant in our bodies."

Person B: "Ah, yet another stupid thing out of his mouth...!

Disinfectant by Tell_My_WiFi_Love_Her April 30, 2020

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disinfectant

an agent that frees from infection especially : a chemical that destroys vegetative forms of harmful microorganisms (such as bacteria and fungi) especially on inanimate objects but that may be less effective in destroying spores.

A solution of the crude salt is used as a disinfectant under the name of "Condy's fluid." Corrosive sublimate in an acid solution is the best disinfectant, but sulphuric acid, 1 in 250, is efficient and cheaper.

disinfectant by K.A.I.X November 9, 2018

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disinfectant drink

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

disinfectant drink by timlight April 24, 2020

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disinjectant

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients

Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.

disinjectant by timlight April 24, 2020

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disinfectabator

A person who sanitizes their hands after having just used sanitizer and has no interval contact with anything.

That guy over there is a real disinfectabator, he has sanitized his hands five times and he hasn't touched anything but the sanitizer bottle!!

disinfectabator by Pig in the run October 26, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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