Disinfectant

The thing that Donald Trump suggested that people put into their own bodies in order to fight the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Person A: "Hey, bro! Have you heard about the idea that Donald Trump is suggesting to fight the coronavirus?"

Person B: "Oh God, no! This ought to be good. What did he do this time?"

Person A: "He's suggesting that we put disinfectant in our bodies."

Person B: "Ah, yet another stupid thing out of his mouth...!

Disinfectant by Tell_My_WiFi_Love_Her April 30, 2020

disinfectant

an agent that frees from infection especially : a chemical that destroys vegetative forms of harmful microorganisms (such as bacteria and fungi) especially on inanimate objects but that may be less effective in destroying spores.

A solution of the crude salt is used as a disinfectant under the name of "Condy's fluid." Corrosive sublimate in an acid solution is the best disinfectant, but sulphuric acid, 1 in 250, is efficient and cheaper.

disinfectant by K.A.I.X November 9, 2018

disinfectant drink 

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

disinfectant drink by timlight April 24, 2020

disinjectant 

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients

Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.

disinjectant by timlight April 24, 2020

disinfectabator 

A person who sanitizes their hands after having just used sanitizer and has no interval contact with anything.

That guy over there is a real disinfectabator, he has sanitized his hands five times and he hasn't touched anything but the sanitizer bottle!!

disinfectabator by Pig in the run October 26, 2020