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disenfrantchised

A person is disenfrantchised when they can no longer rant about a particular issue because that issue has ended.
Old Dave at the pub is very unhappy he's been disenfrantchised; he was always ranting about how they should bring back National Service and now they have.
disenfrantchised by Jollyer June 8, 2015

Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman 

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.
Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.

Self Disenfranchisement 

v. transitive - the act of voting so irresponsibly, or voting for such individuals whose competence level is so inadequate, that one effectively cancels out their own vote, rendering the entire voting process meaningless for said individual.
Voting for leftist, racist moonbat, slugs like Cynthia McKinney is an act of Self Disenfranchisement

Disenfranchised 

What happens or how you feel when your deal gets screwed up by The Man.
We felt disenfranchised.
Our organization advocates for the disenfranchised.
Disenfranchised by JemferMree September 23, 2008

disenfranchisementarianism 

Disenfranchisementarianism : The practice of organized denial of your opponents ability to vote, or respond to your aggression. Denial of access to the polls of a specifically targeted opposing group, or an organized effort to prevent such a group from accessing the public ear.
The "mistake" of not allowing 118,000 registered voters access to ballots is disenfranchisementarianism.

disenfranchised 

A word used to describe the sickening feeling you get as an adult walking through Disneyland where every ride has been converted into a movie theme.
I felt so disenfranchised seeing Johnny Depp three times on Pirates that I nearly barfed up my Mickey Mouse pancakes.
disenfranchised by D Monet January 6, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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