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An action that 12 year old girls choose to follow due to the Jonas Brothers. Means to stay away from anything dirty.
God dam those Jonas Brothers, made all them girls abstain.
Abstain by thatguydowntheblock March 16, 2010
Words you can keep
i don't abstain .
abstain by pussy123456789r August 14, 2018
When the male pulls his penis out of the females vagina at the moment of climax, resulting in his semen being deposited on her belly.
When I was through pleasuring my woman, she remarked about how her abstain looked a little bit like Jesus.
abstain by A-roe May 19, 2003

Abstinence Prone 

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

abstinence only

A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.
In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra
abstinence only by a2boy1der April 12, 2010

abstinence only education 

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

Abstinence 

Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.
Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.
Abstinence by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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