kitty-sit

To mind someone's cat/s while they're away… present tense = kitty-sitting… past tense = cat-sat
Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.
by nom de plumb August 10, 2009
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disenfranchise

To abstain from eating fast foods.
He disenfranchised and started eating healthy 30 days and 15 pounds ago.
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A person who has an ass fixation
Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.
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douché

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.
Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."
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TFMKYFO

That's for me to know and you to FUCK OFF....or 'find out', if one's a Mormon or SST some such thing.
Q: Have you ever slept with another girl?

A: TFMKYFO.
by nom de plumb June 27, 2009
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MUD

Multiple Username Disorder: A condition that compels those inflicted to create a multitude of aliases on websites such as 'IMDb', in order to praise or defend their own message-board posts -- the ultimate goal being to elevate these aliases to becoming the board leaders, and thereby controlling all topics of discussion. Often, the MUD sufferer will create lengthy message-board threads, in which the posts are entirely by his/her imaginary correspondents.
Every freakin' internet discussion board you check-out these days seems to have a minimum of 2 MUD cases trying to monopolize the conversation with either every single banality that pops into their boring, schizoid minds, or squabbling and name-calling as they compete for the same space – Chief Nut-job.
by nom de plumb May 21, 2009
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exitstencilist

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.
In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.
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